February 2012
182 posts
Econ.
Father: How was your econ test?
Me: We all failed.
Father: At least it was a group effort.
Tony Hawk: I'm your new stepdad.
Tony Hawk does an ollie over you and tells you to clean your room midair
fffcuk:
being popular on tumblr is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria of a mental hospital
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i wish i brought my skyrim map to ren fest
i could’ve carried it around, asking people stuff like
“WHICH WAY TO WINDHELM, GOOD SIR?”
me: can you give me directions to an actual italian restaurant?
mapcrunch: no but i can make you lost as hell in an obscure southasian country
me:
me:
me:
me: ok
ichibanichi:
the best thing about mapcrunch is that now i will be able to find an airport in whatever god damn country i end up finding myself in in the future
“what street is the airport on?”
guys put away the map i’ve mapcrunched this place before
yoursonhastheemo:
1000bodies:
my whole dashboard is mapcrunch where’s the nearest suicide booth
Next to the airport have you found it yet
Current UF Honors College Application Essay Topics
ichibanichi:
The following questions were suggested by current Honors students at UF. Answer one of the them. Limit your response to 150 words. 1. Tell the story of Chester C. Cluckington, the first chicken to cross the road. 2. Are we alone? 3. Who was the better tree climber, Napoleon or Attila the Hun?
HELP ME I CAN’T DO THIS
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all of my love goes out to the guy i saw at ren fest with an arrow taped to his knee
People on the Internet: I love that band.
Me: OMG REALLY? LET'S BE BEST FRIENDS!!1!!11!
People at school: I love that band.
Me: no you don't.
channing tatum: i'm your husband, you were in a car accident
me: ok
I love the term 'we're expecting' when talking...
between-rage-and-serenity:
because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome.
Yeah, we’re expecting a baby
but it could be a velociraptor.
The beginnings of the American Revolution,...
BRITISH EMPIRE: All right, fine, your stupid embargo worked. We won’t levy any more taxes-
AMERICAN COLONIES: Huzzah! Time to get drunk!
BRITISH EMPIRE: Except on tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: What?
BRITISH EMPIRE: Get over it, it’s just tea. Seriously, where do you get this idea that you’re special and should never have to pay taxes? We hope that idea doesn’t go on to infect your political discourse centuries from now.
AMERICAN COLONIES: We’re not buying your stupid tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Are you being serious right now? What are you going to do, just stop drinking tea?
AMERICAN COLONIES: Yes. We’ll drink coffee.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do you even know what that is?
AMERICAN COLONIES: No, but we’ve heard it’s good and we’re feeling surly.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Fine, whatever, we don’t even care what you do anymore.
BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY: Actually, we are pretty much bankrupt, so you need to make them drink the tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Oh, for—just drink the tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: No.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: NO.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: Fuck you.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it or we’ll punch you in the face.
AMERICAN COLONIES: *Boston Tea Party*
BRITISH EMPIRE: What the hell?
AMERICAN COLONIES: We heard it was Indians.
BRITISH EMPIRE: That’s interesting, because we heard it was a bunch of colonists wearing paint and dressed in costumes that were remarkably similar to what a crowd of drunks who wanted to look like Indians would assemble if the only supplies they had were found in an alley behind a bar.
AMERICAN COLONIES: You get all types in Boston.
BRITISH EMPIRE: …*Coercive Acts*
AMERICAN COLONIES: Oh, it is ON.
needmorecandycanes:
happy valentines day oh my goodness there are so many cute pictures ahhhhHHHHhHHhh
because i cant stop listening to persona + theyre my babies uu
